Agents! Please? Demo

The agents write the code. The agents review the code. The agents approve the code. The company calls this velocity. You are the last human in the loop, and everything the swarm ships lands on your name. That can end with a complaint, a recall, a funeral, or the end of everything. Rent is due on the 1st. The queue is full. Every ticket swears it is fine, and some of them are lying. Approve, or reject?

WHAT IS IN THE BOX

• a real language you can read, run, and rewrite
• full controller play, keyboard optional
• a cast of AI coworkers with learnable tells
• a behavioral judge that accepts any fix that works
• a career arc that escalates from "make the deploy button red" to tickets you will carry, with more departments on the way
• an endless gig board with daily seeds
• a moral ledger with a long memory
• every AI line in the game was really machine-written, then human-reviewed. The irony is load-bearing.
• price not found ($4.04)

THE LANGUAGE

A small Python-like language, run by a first-party interpreter, deterministic to the byte. Functions, loops, dicts, tuples, sets, comprehensions, f-strings, exceptions, imports, keyword arguments, chained comparisons, bitwise operators, hex literals. Type hints are parsed and ignored, like everywhere else. Nobody has asked for goto. Infinite loops die by step budget. There are no classes. The company says you will not need them.